What's the problem?

All right. You are here for one of two reasons:
  1. You can't seem to figure out what exactly "pfft" is.
  2. You are truly offended by the subject of the web page.

The answer to the first part of this is easy. In order for the person viewing the page to get the joke, you must first figure out what "pfft" is. We would really rather not have to tell you, because then the page wouldn't be nearly as subtle. We'll will give you a hint, though. This page has to do with a common male activity -- "pfft" is just a sound that the result of a particular action would make, if it made any sound at all. We hope this helps!!

Regarding the second reason you might be reading this, our response is; Get a grip. ALL men have done it at some point throughout their lives, and if you don't believe it then you are sadly mistaken. The page is a joke and we're sorry that you weren't amused..... No wait; We're not sorry. Pull the stick out of your tookus & relax!

Any flames or further complaints? Please contact our complaints department at:

The President c/o The White House

For a quicker response, put "I'm going to kill you" in the "Subject:" field!!

Oh, and, by the way, we do realize that engaging in this activity does not cause any of the things mentioned in the disclaimer. That, like the rest of the page, was a joke. Again, if this is what you are aggravated about, you are a moron.

Go back to the shooting range...